Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Dog vs. Cat
How a dog steals food
How a cat steals food
When a cat annoys a dog
When a dog annoys a cat
A dog's reaction to getting wet
A cat's reaction to getting wet
A dog's relationship with birds
A cat's relationship with birds
Dog's reaction to a walk
Cat's reaction to a walk
Dog at 6 am on Sunday
Cat at 6 am on Sunday
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Free to a Good Home (humor)
Saw this on Facebook and it made me LOL!
Craig's List: Free to a good home.
My girlfriend doesn't like my Boston Terrier, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially with her nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So... anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
My girlfriend doesn't like my Boston Terrier, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially with her nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So... anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Monday, May 27, 2013
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
BT Property Law 101
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If I saw it first, it's mine.
7. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
8. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
9. If it used to be yours, get over it.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If I saw it first, it's mine.
7. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
8. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
9. If it used to be yours, get over it.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
Friday, February 15, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Friday, December 7, 2012
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
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