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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Dog vs. Cat

How a dog steals food

How a cat steals food



When a cat annoys a dog

When a dog annoys a cat



A dog's reaction to getting wet


A cat's reaction to getting wet

A dog's relationship with birds

A cat's relationship with birds
 
 

Dog's reaction to a walk


Cat's reaction to a walk
 


Dog at 6 am on Sunday


Cat at 6 am on Sunday






Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Free to a Good Home (humor)

Saw this on Facebook and it made me LOL! 

Craig's List: Free to a good home.

My girlfriend doesn't like my Boston Terrier, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially with her nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!  So... anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!



Katherine Wiedemann
Madison, NJ

Love it!!   Ditch the bitch!  Not the dog!  LOL  


Wednesday, February 27, 2013

BT Property Law 101

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If I saw it first, it's mine.
7. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
8. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
9. If it used to be yours, get over it.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.